when parents think that calling you “lazy” is going to motivate you

spookymormon:

spookymormon:

my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great

kuroenigma:

echobo:

lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake

canadianslut:

I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this

cristinaya:

Shine bright like a washed nintendog

awesomephilia:

thedeathlychallows: awesomephilia: Summer is Coming (via) For the day is long and full of floaties… For the night is humid and full of mosquitoes

galacticdad:

when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.

”where do you wanna go to dinner?”

”i don’t care”

”ok”